Paris Is Watching You Tops The Morning Links

The human eye can see faces in the strangest things. Plus, read the awful TMNT script for Michael Bay's movie and get hot for fictional teachers.

A Ukrainian art exhibit is legally binding "sleeping beauties" to marry whomever wakes them with a kiss. - [DeathAndTaxes]

Have you ever wondered why dalmatians are linked to fire fighting? - [MentalFloss]

A wedding day in Canada ended in tragedy when the bride fell to her death while posing for pictures. - [GlobalPost]

What do you do when your city is a crime cesspool and you're over budget? One New Jersey town decided to just do away with all the cops. - [HuffingtonPost]

19 hot fictional teachers that'll make you wish you were still in school. - [BuzzSugar]

In Alaska, a bear attacked and killed a hiker that had been photographing him for about 10 minutes. - [Time]

Sometimes the best part of anything (film, movie, etc.) is a surprise cameo by a super famous person. - [BleacherReport]

Miley Cyrus looks great; totally doesn't need an intervention. - [TheSuperficial]

The alleged script to Michael Bay's reworked Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has been leaked. Brace yourself because it's worse than we thought. - [Uproxx]

Headline Story: The "face of Paris" is one of 12 optical illusions collected in this gallery. - [Oddee]