Lil' Kim and Nicki Minaj are gonna throw down, y'all. - [Glamour]
Mormons apologize for baptizing dead Jews while continuing to baptize dead Jews. - [TheDailyBeast]
Celebrate Presidents' Day early with some bizarre fan art. - [Tecca]
George Clooney admits to profound loneliness; women of America collectively offer to help with that. - [Celebitchy]
New Jersey Assembly passes gay marriage bill but it's anticipated to be vetoed by Governor Christie. - [FoxNews]
Crimea, Ukraine has winters straight out of high fantasy. - [MyModernMet]
Michelle Duggar gives out creepily patriarchal pamphlet on how to keep your husband happy at a Church function. - [TheAtlanticWire]
Exploding pigs should be a warning sign that our food system is kind of broken. - [Treehugger]
This kangaroo loves his ball. - [Neatorama]
Headline Story: 1985 called: It wants you to know not to rock fashion that's older than you, Miley. - [GoFugYourself]