Michael Fassbender Is A Total Geek And Other Links

Photo not relevant but still adorable.

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Japan creates possibly the worst sounds summer soda ever. - [Shortlist]

Kids say the most insulting things. And you can’t even call them out on it. - [TheStir]

Mario and Luigi had a brother but it’s hard to compete when you’re not “Super” - [GeeksAreSexy]

May was a bizarre month for fashion, and it was all recorded by the magazine industry. - [NYMag]

What world-record-setting-large-eyes you have, dog! - [HuffingtonPost]

12 Anti-Drug PSAs that kind of make drugs look awesome. - [Gurl]

Ohio becomes the first state to sell a prison to a private company to balance the budget. Because private companies would never abuse their power. - [Current]

Wedding season means cake. Lots and lots of boring old cake. Or does it? - [Glamour]

Clint Eastwood’s daughter destroyed an expensive purse in the name of art, pisses off people that need things to be pissed off about. - [Fashionista]

Woman finds stolen iPhone when thief didn’t change her Facebook settings not to automatically upload photos to her account. - [TIME]

Headline Story: Michael Fassbender continues his reign as “World’s Most Perfect Man” by admitting to collecting Star Wars memorabilia. - [Celebitchy]