i have this too, but I actually find it helpful. I take the subway every day and my bitchface keeps the flirty guys and everyone else at bay. There are advantages to looking like you’ll murder anyone who comes close to you xD

I have this.. somebody help me damnit!

Yes! This is me! No matter how cheerful and happy feel, I am always shocked to catch sight of myself in a mirror, or God forbid, see a photo of myself. Then, I suddenly feel as unhappy as I look.

Yep, this is me too. Every time someone orders me to “SMILE!”, I just want to cockpunch them. People don’t seem to realize that it’s actually pretty fucking rude.

Do something about your face, bitch!

I have a hot friend who has CBF. She was surprised when even her friends are reluctant to greet her warmly. still hot though. haha

its just how your face looks because you’re just a stuck up hag

What’s the male version? I have that.  (I once interviewed Walter Koenig — Star Trek’s Pavel Chekov — and he complained he has the exact same problem. Sort of a disapproving, sad-ish look at all times. We had a nice little commiseration over it.)  Answered my own question: From now on it’s “Chekhov Face” in men, OK?

this is me… womp/

i have a less serious version, it’s called CAA, or Chronic Angry Eyebrows.

Story of my life.

This is me! Ever since 6th grade, people ask me constantly if I’m ok. Yeah, I’m fine…just humming to myself, or lost in thought. You don’t need to worry, I’m not angry or sick or sad. I will let you know if there’s something wrong, trust me….

If you are diagnosed with bitchface in California your doctor can write you an Rx for chronic.