10 famous books written by ghost writers. - [Flavorwire]
Thieves steal man's front lawn for...profit? Is there a black market for high quality astroturf? - [TheStir]
Arkansas high court declares it's totes okay to sex up your students as long as they're at least 18. - [FoxNews]
Jessica Simpson can't stop telling everyone way too much about her never-ending pregnancy. - [USMagazine]
What would Skrillex sound like if he played the piano instead of a broken Frosty machine? - [DogAndPonyShow]
Canada says good-bye to the scourge of coinage, the penny. - [TheAtlanticWire]
Chris Brown tweets his support of Trayvon Martin. Sigh. - [TheSuperficial]
One father's take on his seven-year-old identifying as gay. - [HuffingtonPost]
Headline Story: Let's be honest; if I hadn't told you that was Keira Knightly, would you have known? - [OhNoTheyDidn't]