Julie Bowen Won An Award In This Dress Tops The Morning Links

It’s like the designer just crumpled a bunch of fabric together and then stapled it in place.

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JUNE 18: Actress Julie Bowen attends the Broadcast Television Journalists Association Second Annual Critics’ Choice Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on June 18, 2012 in Beverly Hills, California. Image by Frederick M. Brown / Getty Images

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All hail Keira Knightley, Queen of the historical drama. Seriously, it’s like they won’t let her act in anything unless it involves farthingales or fancy hats. - [Celebitchy]

Halle Berry has been ordered to give her ex $20k a month in child support even though he doesn’t have full custody. Who says the court systems are unfair? Equal opportunity bullshit for all! - [Dlisted]

Steve Carell gave a hilarious, snarky interview that will take less than a day to lose its context and give people rage. - [Fox]

Everything old is new again, including that 98 Degrees reunion tour. - [PinkIsTheNewBlog]

Headline Story: Julie Bowen won Best Supporting Actress for her role on Modern Family wearing a Marchesa gown that must have been designed while drunk or trying to get rid of scraps. - [GoFugYourself]