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Tens of thousands of dead fish and birds eerily washed up on the shores of Lake Eerie yesterday. - [HuffingtonPost]

Kristen Stewart is still wearing Rob’s clothes, plus a finger splint? - [PopSugar]

Chinese citizens were outraged to find some provinces were so poor kids were being ask to supply their own desks for school. - [Time]

Funky nail trends might be hot on the Internet, but what are the official runway nail trends this year? - [Elle]

Joss Whedon talks about how making Much Ado About Nothing turned him into a better filmmaker. - [Vulture]

The top 10 proposed NFL combat uniforms from Nike are way better than what they actually ended up using. - [BleacherReport]

Hold up, the Sopranos movie is going to be on Nickelodeon!? - [Esquire]

Researcher release mounting evidence that shows pot really does fight cancer, not just the side effects of chemo. - [TheDailyBeast]

What the most boring test in the world says about humans, motivation and IQ. - [Slate]

Headline Story: The 16 foot python somehow managed to worm its way under the hood of the car of one South African couple. - [DailyMail]