Gotham City Gazette Headlines And Other Links

These are both spot on and hilarious.

Today is a good a day as any to stop pretending zombies are scary. - [Cracked]

The numbers are in. Find out which summer 2012 movies won and which lost in the battle for consumers. - [TheDailyBeast]

In Hollywood, having babies doesn’t have to mean getting pregnant. These 9 couples used a surrogate. - [HLN]

These 35 photos are better off without an explanation. - [TheChive]

Straight out of an old tall tale, a small town Texas mayor was murdered by his donkey. - [Newser]

If you live in America, go outside on Friday night to see the first blue moon in over two years. - [TIME]

15 songs you’ll be surprised to know have been played in outer space. - [Uproxx]

Put your printer into overdrive by printing out all of these nostalgia inducing 90s heartthrob posters. - [TressSugar]

If you were thinking, “Man I hope no one in the public sphere says anything stupid today,” you’re about to be disappointed as a Catholic leader blames teens for seducing priests. - [TheStir]

Headline Story: You think those are good? Jest really outdid themselves with the 10 other headlines I didn’t post. Go check them out! - [Jest]