i masturbate with my left hand but thats about as far as it goes

IM A LEFTY!!!!!! GO LEFTYZ!!!!!!

What what, girl lefty ovah here to two right handed peeps and a young mom. So shouldn’t have been a left-hander, but here I be! I did learn how to use scissors and computer mouses with my right hand for it to be less of a hassle (and lefty scissors seriously suck).

Leftie, okay with pretty much all except the last one. I don’t drink so… Also, just fold the notebook so only one page is facing up.

Some time ago, some 50-60 years ago (in my country at least) if you were a lefty the teachers at school would tie your left arm to your desk and force you to write with your right hand. They saw the whole being a lefty thing as a defect or some kind of negative aspect.  Even in my school days there wasn’t much awareness or care for lefties, there was barely one lefty chair which I had to fight with some other kid everyday.  Regardless, I like being a lefty. We even have our own day (August 13th)! :D

so what am I if I write with my right hand and throw/kick with my left side?

I’m a southpaw. My left hand is forever smeared with ink on the side. *sigh*

I’m not great with math so forgive me if I’m asking something stupid and I’m just not getting the bigger picture, but if 20% of mensa members are left-handed, wouldn’t that make 80% right-handed/ambidextrous? And therefore make left-handed people the minority?

I’m a lefty and I always hated those stupid right hander desks they had in schools. All the right handed kids got a nice arm rest all of class, while I was stuck with mine awkwardly draped over the gap.

Wow. I never realized how rare it was for me to be female, born to two right-handers and end up left-handed. Interesting. And yeah… a definite hatred of spiral notebooks.

I share the hatred for spiral notebooks, but it does suit me well playing video games. My righty GF can’t concentrate if I have my iPhone texting, surfing the computer with the Tv on. All while I’m reading a comic book. She panics from the overload.

People always act so surprised when I write with my left hand. I didn’t realize how few females do that. As far as the life span, well, at least maybe I’ll pass around the same time as my right hand partner now. lol

It’s totally worth it to risk Down Syndrome if I can have a lefty baby!

So…. Being left handed means you’re more likely to be a genius, though 80% of Mensa members are right handed? Makes perfect sense.

Mensa membership does not mean genius intelligence. They accept SAT scores!