Every Friday The 13th Movie Poster

Even the lament that Hollywood is out of ideas is a reboot. Oh Jason, you'll always be a poor man's Michael Meyers. But you're winning if the contest is for quantity, not quality.

• 1. Friday The 13th - 1980

  

  It begins.

• 2. Friday The 13th Part II - 1981

  

  Oh good, we've given up the pretense of cohesive plot early. Gruesome murder is the name of the game.

• 3. Friday The 13th Part III - 1982

  

  A new dimension in terror? Oh God, was this nonsense in 3D?

• 4. Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter - 1984

  

  Don't lie to me, movie poster. There are still eight posters after you. You aren't Final Fantasy. Get down from there.

• 5. Friday The 13th: A New Beginning - 1985

  

  Nothing soothes paranoia better than assuming the likeness of the serial killer that you brutally murdered as a child.

• 6. Friday The 13th: Jason Lives - 1986

  

  He's alive. AAAAALLLLLLIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEE!

• 7. Friday The 13th: The New Blood - 1988

  

  In which we learn telekinesis is the same as necromancy. This explains so much of the X-Men universe.

• 8. Friday The 13th: Jason Takes Manhatten - 1989

  

  Jason takes Manhattan where? What a whore. First the Muppets, then Jason? Standards NYC, you need them.

• 9. Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday - 1993

  

  "Final" is still a relative term.

• 10. Jason X - 2002

  

  Jason. In. SPAAAAAAAAAAACE.

• 11. Freddy Vs. Jason - 2003

  

  Wait, wut?

• 12. Friday The 13th (Reboot) - 2009

  

  The Mobius Loop begins again.