No orangutan! Don't eat that! - [HuffingtonPost]
Kids at political rallies look as bored as we all feel. - [Slate]
Oscars may choose to cut Muppets from the broadcast. Internet justifiably incensed. - [TheWeek]
Blurry video of a bear with fish wooly mammoth taken in Siberia. - [TheHairpin]
Scarlett Johansson needs to stop talking about politics. - [Celebitchy]
Denzel Washington was waterboarded just to see what it was like. - [Vulture]
Minecraft creator putting his millions to good use. - [1Up]
Turns out Americans want to be able to just walk to the damn store. - [GOOD]
Headline Story: Ms. Stone took some time off in Brazil over the weekend and a sneaky photog got some great shots. - [PopSugar]