12 Blasphemous Nativity Scenes

None of this was in the Bible!

1.

Batman, you are not the star of Bethlehem. Get down from there.

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And then Frosty and Abominable came forward with gifts from the Magical Snowman community.

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3.

Mmmmm, bacon-flavored Son of God.

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See the whole comic over at The Frogman’s Tumblr!

5.

Have a Bear-y Christmas! (I’ll see myself out.)

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6.

Ugh, with Piccolo there, the birth of Jesus is going to take at least 18 episodes.

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7.

Well the angels with the shepherds part of the story just took an ominous turn.

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8.

No! Bad Velociraptor. Do not eat the Baby Jesus!

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9.

Darth Vader Vs. Jesus. Who is your money on?

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10.

The Nativity Story has layers. Like an onion. Or a parfait.

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ONE NIGHT ONLY.

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12.

Get away from Him, you bitch!

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