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12 Blasphemous Nativity Scenes

None of this was in the Bible! Some call it blasphemy, some call it creative license.

1.

Batman, you are not the star of Bethlehem. Get down from there.

2.

And then Frosty and Abominable came forward with gifts from the Magical Snowman community.

3.

Mmmmm, bacon-flavored Son of God.

4.

See the whole comic over at The Frogman’s Tumblr!

5.

Have a Bear-y Christmas! (I’ll see myself out.)

6.

Ugh, with Piccolo there, the birth of Jesus is going to take at least 18 episodes.

7.

Well the angels with the shepherds part of the story just took an ominous turn.

8.

No! Bad Velociraptor. Do not eat the Baby Jesus!

9.

Darth Vader Vs. Jesus. Who is your money on?

10.

The Nativity Story has layers. Like an onion. Or a parfait.

12.

Get away from Him, you bitch!

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