12 Blasphemous Nativity Scenes

    None of this was in the Bible! Some call it blasphemy, some call it creative license.

    Donna Dickens
    by Donna Dickens

    BuzzFeed Staff

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    Via nerdapproved.com

    Batman, you are not the star of Bethlehem. Get down from there.

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    And then Frosty and Abominable came forward with gifts from the Magical Snowman community.

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    Mmmmm, bacon-flavored Son of God.

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    See the whole comic over at The Frogman's Tumblr!

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    Have a Bear-y Christmas! (I'll see myself out.)

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    turtlebuttevan.tumblr.com

    Ugh, with Piccolo there, the birth of Jesus is going to take at least 18 episodes.

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    mytacticis.tumblr.com

    Well the angels with the shepherds part of the story just took an ominous turn.

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    travelingderpcircus.tumblr.com

    No! Bad Velociraptor. Do not eat the Baby Jesus!

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    zachgrace.tumblr.com

    Darth Vader Vs. Jesus. Who is your money on?

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    stumbling-along.tumblr.com

    The Nativity Story has layers. Like an onion. Or a parfait.

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    jadeyeux.tumblr.com

    ONE NIGHT ONLY.

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    sxenotsexy.tumblr.com

    Get away from Him, you bitch!