Batman Is Dead And Other Links

On the up side, Gotham City seems to have a pretty cemetery. Also, Valve want to help GLaDoS teach children and we might get a reality show on Mars.

Vancouver gym wants bans skinny people in a bid to appeal to the body conscious obese. What happens if they lose too much weight? - [TIME]

Political scandals are par for an election year course, but some of these excuses are just pathetic. - [Cracked

This golden retriever is going to lose his mind if he can't figure out how to get those pretty yellow fish behind the force field. - [HuffingtonPost]

Wasting hard liquor is alcohol abuse. Or dreamy portrait art. One of those. - [Flavorwire]

Take those accessories off right now, famous athletes. You look ridiculous. Why won't your handlers tell you? Oh right, because you pay them not to. - [BleacherReport]

Now you're teaching with Portals. GLaDoS is headed to classrooms across the country. - [Geekosystem]

An international post of James Franco as Oz The Great And Powerful has meandered onto the internet. How do we feel about this? - [Videogum]

Syrian rebels sure love those Backstreet Boys scamps. - [GlobalPost]

A Dutch billionaire is trying to raise enough money to colonize Mars and turn it into a reality show. Don't lie, you'd watch it. - [WarmingGlow]

Headline Story: Wait a minute, Batman's name isn't John! IMPOSTOR. - [Reddit]