Amanda Seyfried As Linda Lovelace And Other Links

A movie about the abuse and coercion of a 70s adult film star legend never looked so sexy. Plus teenagers are eschewing summer jobs to their detriment and British spy internal investigations give up easily.

Wait, wait, wait. You can be a professional mermaid? What have I been doing with my life?! - [Flavorwire]

Want your phone to cripple your self-esteem? There's an app for that! - [TheWeek]

Jenny McCarthy commiserates with Jessica Simpson by posting a pregnancy photo from when she weighed over 200 lbs. - [Celebuzz]

Naked Sims cosplay gets an "A" for creativity and making me laugh. - [Dorkly]

Teenagers are too busy to work and it's costing them valuable "You aren't a special snowflake" lessons. - [TIME]

Team Justice: like "Watchmen" only with 1000% less naked blue men. - [HLN]

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 released their trailer. Whoo! Explosions! - [G4TV]

American eat lunch at their desks and the French take long, lazy breaks but Sweden likes to rock out instead of eat out. - [Slate]

British spy found dead in a duffle bag in his own bathtub deemed unsolvable crime. James Bond is disappoint MI6. - [TheAtlanticWire]

Headline Story: Amanda Seyfried looks amazing as a porn star. Wait, that sounded more flattering in my head. - [WWTDD]