#12 Still making payments on it, might as well treat it right.
#11 Easier, cheaper and syncs up with Quicken
#10 I'm lucky. I live in a neighborhood where I'm the youngest.
#4 Eff that, I go into work even when sick. Just warn my workmates on fb first.
#3 Word. It's easy to get drunk when you don't work for a living.
#1 My parents are the best! How better than to learn from their mistakes?

i do what i want and i'm never the same age each day.

Haha still a teen! *jigs* 19!

Adulthood is goddamn depressing unless you're filthy rich and/or famous. Otherwise you're just another schmuck.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Uh, let's see, how about “You work a job that you don't like”…? Most “young” people (I'm only 29 but I'm feelin' it) don't get that you'll most likely end up working a job you can't stand before you fulfill your “dreams,” if you can even manage to fulfill your “dreams.” It's like “I like clothes. Why can't I work at the Gap and still afford to buy a house for $500K, have 3 kids and have a nice BMW in the driveway??? How's that not possible?” Well, it isn't—believe it, baby.

you finally realize what the world drives on, money and sex.

Haha #13 is so true about parents on Facebook…all my mom does is post nice pictures of my family to show us off lol.

Not an adult yet (not supposed to be either, thank you very much), but I've always liked my parents.

Guilty

damn. damn.

yey! Not truly an adult yet!

1 out of 14 in my mid-thirties. I'm not sure how to feel about that.

You discover that you are exactly where the monetary system wants you: under the thumb of crushing debt.

I need a “UGH” button.

Your fridge contains more than condiments and beer and your cupboards more than macaroni and cheese and ramen.

excellent, this means I am still a carefree, fuck-up, 20-something!

:( true. dammit.

Another sign: you love and hate this list because it's true.