white people problems

I thought this would be more along the lines of red eyes and london fogs, not how to give yourself diabetes at starbucks.

It's like George Clooney Batman never left; and aged terribly.

This doesn't seem like a blatant grab for attention. Certainly not one 3 years too late.

They're doing God's work. Screw all those children in third-world countries with cleft-palates. Hollywood doesn't need more nosejobs.

This banker “just listens” to a lot of prostitutes.

G.I. Jun

What is this suicide thing she is talking about? It must be some new thing that no one has ever dealt with before. SHE IS SO STRONG!

Photoshop: For everyone with a girlfriend who lives in Canada. No seriously you guys, she's real.