15 Things That Would Get Me To Read George W. Bush’s New Memoir

George W. Bush’s memoir, Decision Points, was unleashed into the wild on Nov. 9. Since I have no interest in reading this book, I decided to have some fun and give you my list of 15 things that would have to happen in order for me to consider buying this book.

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