Is Pharrell Williams An Immortal Alien?

You need to know one thing before we say anything further: Pharrell Williams is 40 years old. Let that sink in a minute before we continue. Is your mind blown? This week, he denied being a vampire, but we may have evidence that he is some form of alien capable of defying the aging process. Here is our research...

Exhibit A: He Doesn't Age... Earth Year: 1990

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Earth Year: 2004

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Earth Year: 2010

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Earth Year: 2013

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One Hat to Rule Them All

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Wait a minute. Are you noticing the similarity here? There's a hat in every photo? Maybe his alien device is somehow concealed in his hats and that is what's keeping his human shell-form looking ageless.

We must press on...

Exhibit B: Constant Creation of MEGAHIT SONGS

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"Get Lucky" - GRAMMY: RECORD OF THE YEAR

The list continues as producer of Grammy-nominated Justin Timberlake's "Justified," Nelly's "Nellyville," Jay-Z's "Frontin," Snoop Lion's "Drop It Like It's Hot" and many more.

He's a hit-making machine! Or perhaps he has a machine that generates songs with alien mind-control properties?

Exhibit C: His Son's Name is a Dead GIVEAWAY!

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Who names their kids Rocket Man Williams? Pharrell does. Maybe he's alluding to his entry to this planet? Or his preferred mode of transportation?

Exhibit D: Vulcan Salute Much?

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The Pharrell humanoid uses the Vulcan salute all the time. Concerts, interviews -- ALL THE TIME. He clearly know alien languages.

Do you have any other proof???

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