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    Hi, I'm Sleeping With Adam Lambert's Dad

    "I’m not Adam’s stepmom, nor is he my stepson (stepstar?) because I’m not married to his dad. But I’m having sex with his dad, and I’m paying a mortgage with his dad. But, I’m not a wife. So what am I?"

    Dipayan Gupta
    by Dipayan Gupta

    Community Contributor

    Hi, I'm Sleeping With Adam Lambert's Dad

    thefastertimes.com

    [Editor's note: This article raises a whole host of interesting philosophical questions relating to the central theme of sleeping with Adam Lambert's dad.]

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