In a somewhat particular order, here are my thoughts via harvested tweets on Super Bowl XLIX — but I only only half-watched it. I went to go get a burrito after seeing the Missy Elliott featuring Katy Perry on a golden robot lion and an acid trip of beach balls and dancing sharks. But dammit, I missed the fight at the end.
during the super bowl there is no one on the road who has a goatee
— Will Hines (@willhines) February 1, 2015
The official rule now: If it is a national TV event, Idina Menzel, Pitbull or Neil Patrick Harris MUST participate.
— Damian Holbrook (@TVGMDamian) February 1, 2015
I missed the first 48 Super Bowls, so this one isn't make much sense. #SuperBowl
— Shawn Garrett (@ShawnGarrett) February 1, 2015
Jurassic World 28, Seattle Seahawks 14 #SuperBowlXLIX
— Cole Stratton (@colestratton) February 1, 2015
bryant gumble. black did crack. #superbowl
— karey dornetto (@kareydornetto) February 1, 2015
Great monologue by Tina and Amy! #SuperBowl
— Brandon Scott Wolf (@BrandonEsWolf) February 2, 2015
I saw a Clydesdale eat a dog once.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 2, 2015
If Marshawn Lynch was covered in ice cream he would be Beast A La Mode. This counts as a Super Bowl tweet! Glad we're all having fun.
— Brandon Scott Wolf (@BrandonEsWolf) February 2, 2015
Lenny Kravitz has been waiting on that stage since August. #SuperBowl
— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) February 2, 2015
Ok the Sharks made the Super Bowl...where are the Jets? #badfootballjoke #HalftimeShow
— Seth Herzog (@Thezog) February 2, 2015
Football fans LOVE M.C. Escher. #Superbowl
— Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) February 2, 2015
Can't help thinking ISIS is gonna use clips of this halftime show for a recruitment video. #SuperBowl
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 2, 2015
Very much enjoying these mall dressing room hits!!! #SuperBowl
— albertina rizzo (@albz) February 2, 2015
This is probably the only time you'll ever see anything resembling a Raiders Jersey at the Super Bowl. #SuperBowlXLIX
— The Sklar Brothers (@SklarBrothers) February 2, 2015
What I learned from the Super Bowl halftime show: "Work It" is better than Katy Perry's career.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) February 2, 2015
Glad to see the "the more you know" star get some shine. #SuperBowl
— random aka mega ran (@MegaRan) February 2, 2015
Gonna have to up my Zoloft if I plan on watching any more Super Bowl commercials.
— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) February 2, 2015
'Member when #SuperBowl ads were light, fun and fizzy, like Michael J Fox watching Cindy Crawford sip a Pepsi...?
— Matt Mitovich (@MattMitovich) February 2, 2015
Can't wait to watch Andy Cohen's Super Bowl recap on Bravo.
— Brandon Scott Wolf (@BrandonEsWolf) February 2, 2015
Every Superbowl ad is an In Memoriam segment.
— Michelle Collins (@michcoll) February 2, 2015
THE SUPER BOWL: 99 ads about the inspiring power of humanity and one about a dead kid.
— Aaron Fullerton (@AaronFullerton) February 2, 2015
Not allowed to dance after a touchdown? The NFL is like that town in Footloose. #SuperBowl
— Kristen Schaal (@kristenschaaled) February 2, 2015
I'm at the worst super bowl party ever pic.twitter.com/RPCe1wIzKm
— Moshe Kasher (@moshekasher) February 2, 2015
Regardless of who wins, Super Bowl XLIX will always be remembered for its dead children and shark people
— kevin o'shea (@OSheaComputer) February 2, 2015
Rough ending to the Super Bowl. Let's make sure there's extra cameras in all the Arizona hotel elevators #SuperBowIXLIX
— Mike Lawrence (@TheMikeLawrence) February 2, 2015
Just a reminder: If you watched the Super Bowl you don't have to go to school or work tomorrow.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) February 2, 2015
I bet those fake newspapers they print up for the end of the Super Bowl have some terribly written articles.
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) February 2, 2015
Lenny Kravitz looks like a young OJ Simpson trying to be George Michael in the Faith video. #superbowl
— The Sklar Brothers (@SklarBrothers) February 2, 2015
Let's be real: Missy Elliot had a better Super Bowl than Tom Brady.
— Hunter Covington (@huntercovington) February 2, 2015
The Super Bowl is basically Oscar night for advertising firms.
— Scott Weinberg (@scottEweinberg) February 2, 2015
CONGRATS TO SUPER BOWL XLIX CHAMPION MISSY ELLIOT pic.twitter.com/3MZpgWT5FA
— Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) February 2, 2015
Tom Brady's goin to Gisneyland! #superbowl
— Jon Daly (@jondaly) February 2, 2015
L.A. could win every #SuperBowl if they just made a team out of Hollywood agents
— Jay Duplass (@jayduplass) February 2, 2015
I guess we'll talk about the red Power Ranger stabbing his roommate to death tomorrow. #SB49
— Lauren Greenberg (@LaurenGreenberg) February 2, 2015
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