Future hitlers

It’s like Cirque du soleil in real life

reminds me of the sleepwalking scene in step brothers.

Wow, it looks like they actually understand each other. That’s kind of creepy.

Ada dada dada blah ada

Their gestures are lovely! I need them to be actors NOW!

Okay, at right about 1:00, the one on the right poops a little.

Wrong people! They’re talking about Black Swan and whether or not Nathalie Portman did the dancing. You can clearly see them discuss pliés, fondus and dégagés techniques and at the end you can even see a demonstration of a proper arabesque!

an argument over where the other red sock is?

Here’s my take on the subtitles. Baby1 - “Where did you put the body”
Baby2 - “I’m not telling you this time”
Baby1 - “You jive turkey, you know I could kill you a$$ if I wanted to. You still owe me for all of that $h1t that happen in Baltamore”
Baby2 - “Whatev’. Baltimore is old news.”
Baby1 - “That last kill was fun though right? We had that 81tch crying to snot bubbles. Then when you had the idea to use fingernail clippers on her eyelids so she could watch.”
Baby2 - “Yeah … ha ha ha”
Baby1 - “4uck1ng genuis bro. I knew right then, that we would be k1ll1ng little 81tches for Similac until we outa diapers man.”
Baby2 - “That’s right … ha ha ha”
Baby1 - “But seriously … where is the 4uck1ng body?”
Baby2 - “Don’t trip. Okay? …. Its right here in the freezer”
Baby1 - “Oh, snap! Are you serious? Then the fun ain’t over yet. We could chop her up and wrap her in Saran Wrap just like Dexter. But I want her spleen, so I could smear it on your feet. Then we can pretend we’re iceskateing in the kitchen agian.”
Baby2 - “Hold up wait. I had to clean that $h1t up last time. Let’s just keep her in here until the babysitter leaves.”
Baby1 - “Who Alice? That 81tch passed out on the couch. I gave her some of that Blue Magic heroin. She might even be dead.”
Baby2 - “Did you shoot her up in between the toes like I taught you?”
Baby1 - “H3lls yeah. I got my techneque down and everything, I don’t be tickleing or nothing.”

hahah, this is awesome and uber cute.

I want the subtitles to be about two Arab traders.  “…No! No! Two camels. Two camels I shall pay you.”  “TWO, he says! Sir, if it is worth a single camel it is worth nine! I shall take no fewer than nine camels. Look at this quality! If you can find better quality anywhere for less than nine I suggest you take it. Two indeed!”  “Nine is outrageous! Why, I have seen better quality than this amongst the Turks and paid only four. And everyone knows you cannot trust a Turk, so he must have been laughing at me behind his mustache, the brigand! I shall not be made a fool of again!” “I say again to you, sir, nine. Nine camels it shall be, and not one less. Perhaps I could go as low as eight, but only because I can see you are a man who knows quality. But understand I could get twelve in Medina.” “TWELVE?! Who is this villain?! My brothers, are you hearing this?! Steer clear of this market stall, for it is peopled entirely with thieves! Sir, I fear you have been into the fermented camel’s milk, touched by the sun, eaten some bad dates. Medina would have to be full of wealthy fools for you to get twelve for this. I have an uncle in Medina and I can tell you he is no fool. Three camels I shall pay, but only because I am in a hurry and you leave me no choice. Three, I say.” (etc. etc. etc.)

Dadadadadada da da?

I’m guessing it has something to do with their father.

I don’t know what they’re saying, but I know “talk to the hand” is in there at :34.

“So then, I told her, look I’m busy tomorrow… and she was like oh hell no, you ain’t gonna shade me like that”, “no! she didn’t!” “yes, she did! then I was like ok, fine ho, walk out, don’t let the door hit you on the ass…” “oh you told her!” “I know, I know, ain’t no thing…”

lmao, love the constant hand waving.

they sound like the aliens from ‘Mars Attacks’  squishy little creatures