As I watched this amazing assemblage of clips, the words to an old beloved song came back to me from across the long years, and tears filled my eyes…  If tomorrah all the things were gone I’d worked for all mah life,
An’ Ah had to start agin with just mah children and mah wife.
I’d thank mah lucky stars to be livin’ here tuhday,
‘Cuz the flag still stands for freedom and they can’t take that away. An’ Ahm proud to be an Amurricun where at least Ah know Ahm free.
An’ Ah won’t forget the men who died, who gave that right to me.
An’ I’d gladly stand up [boom!] next to you and defend her still today.
‘Cuz there ain’t no doubt Ah love this land
Gawd bless the U S A From the lakes of Minnesota, to the hills of Tennessee,
across the plains of Texas, from sea to shinin’ sea, From Detroit down to Houston and New York to LA,
Well, there’s pride in every Amurricun heart,
and it’s time to stand and say: Ahm proud to be an Amurricun where at least Ah know Ahm free.
An’ Ah won’t forget the men who died, who gave that right to me.
An’ I’d gladly stand up [BOOM!] next to you and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt Ah love this land
Gawwwwwwwwd
blesssssssssss
the
U S AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

“I tripped over a gopher!”  I am *SO* stealing that! Hahahahaaaa…!!! Loved the clip of Neil DeGrasse Tyson at the end too. Nice touch!

Y’all are brutalizing me

reminds me of playground kids whining.

“Ah tripped over uh go-fer.”

“Don’t you tell me hey hey hey, I’ll tell you hey hey hey!”

“I’m in sales.”

First “TRASHY”? Really?

“Here’s to alcohol - the answer to, and cause of all of life’s problems…”

” Trailer park or not, you can’t allow two kids to fight.” Best advice ever.

i have a broken toooooooooooooooooe nail

This is why I think Reno:911 is a documentary

JESSEEEEE!

:14 ODB
3:10 George Clooney

Why are you in a tree?