Sleep well with these f’ed up factoids.
Who’s a good doggie? ALL DOGGIES.
The more you know!
Based on this wonderful post.
In all fairness, Santa is pretty creepy too.
Shove this tea pot up your nose and call me in the morning.
Sorry in advance. Based on this wonderful post.
You’d rather kiss a toilet seat than another person after seeing this. Guaranteed.
After sex with a machine, there’s no going back.
It can be achieved, I swear.
Making billions, 6 cents at a time.
These all make total sense. Based on this post.
Wait, can you be deported from your own country?
Seeing it animated makes it feel like less of a mess. Sort of. Based on this post.
How do I tie a tie as quickly as possible and not look like a crazy person?!
Time proved them wrong. Very, very wrong.
“Look at his fluffy-ass belly.”