You’d rather kiss a toilet seat than another person after seeing this. Guaranteed.
After sex with a machine, there’s no going back.
It can be achieved, I swear.
Making billions, 6 cents at a time.
These all make total sense. Based on this post.
Wait, can you be deported from your own country?
Seeing it animated makes it feel like less of a mess. Sort of. Based on this post.
How do I tie a tie as quickly as possible and not look like a crazy person?!
Time proved them wrong. Very, very wrong.
“Look at his fluffy-ass belly.”
Cat people are just the best. End of discussion.
Grow a mullet, go directly to jail.
Can words be racist? Kinda!
We could have had tails this whole time? No fair.
Forget the ice for a second. Let’s get real.
Some sodas were never meant to be tasted again. Oops.
I mean, aside from the fact that it’s delicious.