10 Things Not To Say On Date #1
Thanks to member contributions from CarrotDating.com, we've generated the top ten lines that make female members shiver (and not in a good way.) Ready? Lets go!
1. Is that your real hair?
Just like if you asked a woman her age, expect a taken-aback response, complete with a neck roll and possible sneer. Women dislike these questions. Of course, some of us enjoy getting extensions. Most of us secretly wish we had that lush "glamazon" hair. Unfortunately, we do not all have the budget to pull it off. Hence the look that prompted you to ask this question.
2. Who bought your boobs?
This is not a compliment. This will not ever be a compliment. Stop saying this. Who paid for the gloriously enhanced breasts on display before you is none of your business. Now close your mouth and shift focus to your date's sparkling eyes.
3. Will you marry me—right now?
The awkward proposal will never feel quite right. It screams Level 20 clinger and comes off as batshit crazy. Planning to get married takes time. A successful marriage does not happen over $3 margaritas at happy hour.
4. You've got dinner ... right?
This one is up for debate. Some women actually prefer to "go dutch treat" and split the bill in half. But more than likely, if you're the one who extended the invitation, you should be purchasing, sir. We're all for equality in relationships, but don't put on a big spender front when you've only got a buck to your name.
5. So before we get ahead of ourselves: Am I getting any tonight?
Hey, what happens between two people stays between two people. Occasionally, there are exceptions. But 9 times out of 10, dinner means just dinner. Especially if you're meeting for the first time or are completing a blind date. We're all for a good time, but if she winces when you ask the question, abort mission. I repeat: abort mission.
6. Do you spit or swallow?
Swallow what, toothpaste? No thanks.
Of course we know you aren't talking about toothpaste, and your date probably now has some concerns. The issue with this question is that it sort of goes in tandem with #5. Implying sex on the first date, even if you're just "feeling things out" creates a sense of pressure than can kill the vibe of even the most romantic dates.
7. Is that an Adam's apple?
Unless you're into that sort of *ahem* thing, if you have to ask … Well, you know.
8. There's a surprise in my pocket…
I don't think ANY woman is interested in ever having to be tasked with unearthing the ghastly treasure in your pocket. This ain't cute. It's desperate.
9. __(Insert racist joke here)__.
So you landed a lovely chunk of brown sugar or maybe some latin spice. Thats cool, but don't make a big deal about it. She may play into the first couple weak jokes, but after number 25, shes over it. The charm has worn off and you crossover into total douche territory.
10. My ex was great … until I killed her.
This remark screams "call 9-1-1" and I'm sure your date is clawing the escape hatch. Even if you're joking (we hope), death jokes should always be taken with caution. You simply do not know how this can be received and certainly when stepping out on a first date.
Remember, you want to make this a night to remember. Not an evening she can't wait to forget.
Cheers!
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