1.
Writing down literally everything in order to remember it.
2.
You are seriously considering buying, or already have, this doormat.
3.
Finding yourself saying, "It's on the tip of my tongue" A LOT.
4.
Telling the same story multiple times to the same person, and them getting so annoyed with you.
5.
Forgetting when your bills are due even though the date never changes.
6.
Forgetting the date way too often, especially when you have to write it down anywhere.
7.
Almost burning down your house because you forgot the tea kettle was on...
8.
... Or because you forgot about some food that you had in the oven.
9.
Reading a text and forgetting to respond within a reasonable amount of time.
10.
Leaving any hot appliance on after leaving your house.
11.
Being "pretty sure" that you locked the door after leaving your house, but going back anyways just to double-check.
12.
When people interrupt you mid-sentence and you immediately forget how you were going to finish your thought.
13.
Going into a room to get something, and then immediately forgetting what you needed.
14.
Downloading every to-do list app that exists.
15.
Being introduced to three or more people at once and then trying (and failing) to remember a single name.
16.
Feeling bad when a friend starts a sentence off with, "You remember that time..." because chances are, you don't.
17.
Being the last person anyone asks to remember ANYTHING.
18.
Forgetting most of this list already and having to scroll back up.
