That TV is photoshopped.

Not really.

Why isn't it the Canadian dream?

Shopped or not, photographer's fault.

Fox pundits get bonus every time they say “fair and balanced” on air.

I hope implants are OK.

Obviously Richard Alpert is the Cylon. Robots don't age.

I thought they were well-behaved. When one of the girls fell down, others helped her up pretty quick.

So… terrorists need to step up their game?

“Oops, I dropped my phaser.”