FedEx Shooter Angry About Small Package
Authorities have discovered a possible motive for why a Georgia teenager opened fire on his co-workers at a FedEx warehouse on Tuesday.
Geddy Kramer Angry About Small Penis, Authorities Say
Gunman Geddy Kramer, a package handler found dead in an apparent suicide after Tuesday morning’s rampage, reportedly had no Facebook page or Twitter account — outlets where the 19-year-old might have hinted about violence. After checking both websites and coming up empty, Cobb County police nearly called off the investigation but decided to interview his coworkers “just in case”.
Co-workers described Kramer as “quiet” and appeared visibly upset last Friday after he received a text from his girlfriend. Police checked Kramer’s cell phone and found a text message sent at 3:06 p.m. which read, “I’m sorry but I have found someone else.” Kramer responded with the text, “Why? What does he have that I don’t have?” To which the girlfriend responded, “A normal sized penis.”
Police say Kramer wounded six people with a shot gun as he stalked the FedEx facility in Kennesaw, north of Atlanta. He also was armed with explosives, a knife and bullets strapped to his chest “like Rambo,” witnesses said.
When asked if she knew about the text message, Co-worker Dianna Buttingham told WXIA, “I know he seemed a little depressed and I would talk to him about it, but he’s not very open. But when I did talk about it, he’d… cut me off.”
Other Co-workers heard rumors of Kramer’s small penis but had no idea he was capable of such violence, “Our supervisor asked him about a ‘small package’ on Friday and I think Geddy thought he was making fun of him.” It turns out the supervisor knew nothing about the text and was actually inquiring about a Fed-Ex package, but Kramer may have thought he was trying to make a suggestive remark about his small penis. “He didn’t come into the work the next day. We thought he may have been mad. We didn’t know he was at the store buying guns to shoot us.”
When asked to comment on the situation, Al Sharpton said, “Where any of his victims black? If he didn’t shoot any black people then I don’t care.”
Kramers ex-girlfriend was not available for comment but it is rumored that she is in talks with TMZ and may sell them a voice recording from a recent telephone conversation she had with Kramer.
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