This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Apr 20, 2009Joaquin Pheonix Stole My Beard!The story of one hobo's quest for anonymityby Felix RodriguezCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Joaquin Pheonix Stole My Beard! digitalfuntown.com