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    The 17 Steps Of A Failed Presentation

    The most pitiful state of human existence becomes visible when you're picked up for a client presentation against all your objections.

    1. First you are informed by your boss that it's you who's gonna do the presentation.

    2. Your boss tries to assure you that the more presentations you do, the easier it becomes.

    3. Your boss also ensures you won't make your way out of this no more.

    4. So you accept the situation and decide to go for it... as good as it could be went for.

    5. The presentation begins: "Hey y'all, I'm gonna tell you about our new ideas today"

    5. It's all very sweaty, shaky and hazy at the beginning...

    6. You don't seem to acknowledge the presence of the presentees because you're just focused to get over this.

    7. Presentation goes on like a monologue for a while until the worst thing happens: You gain confidence.

    8. You feel like a divine creature as you jump between each of your presentation slides including strong statements such as "Content is King" "So What?" and "Nowism"

    9. You even make jokes...

    10. Meanwhile the Senior client:

    11. The blonde Junior client:

    12. Your colleague who doesn't like you so much:

    13. Your boss:

    14. Your buddy at the office:

    15. Last attempt to shine: You finally use the joke that you've been saving for emergency situations...

    16. No.

    17. But hey, congrats, you made it to the end.