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1. "Do you drink vodka every day?"
2. "Do you use samovar?"
3. "Are there bears walking on the streets?"
4. "Did you play with matreshka?"
5. "Are there babushki everywhere?"
Babushki are the whole population. They are constantly hanging out wherever you go.
6. "Are you from KGB?"
7. "Do you wear a fur coat?"
8. "Are you good at playing balalaika?"
I had a garage band my bears at college, but now I'm more focused on drinking vodka.
9. "Do you live in izba?"
10. "Are there tanks on the roads?"
Not so much, but usually you meet a couple while driving to work.
11. "Do you wear ushanka?"
12. "I have a toast. Na zdorovie, am I saying it right?"
I'm not sure anyone has ever used it this way back in Russia.
13. "Are you climbing buildings?"
14. "Do you wear valenki?"
15. "Are you afraid of Russian Mafia?"
16. "Do you have AK-47?"
17. "Do you really cover the walls with a carpet?"
18. "Are you squat dancing?"
Sure, we regularly have squat dance battles with my buddies.
19. "Is there a caviar bowl for every festive dinner?"
20. "Are winters cold in Russia?"
21. "Do all the cars come out equipped with dashboard cams?"
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