Buzz·Posted on Feb 8, 201821 Jokes That'll Make Target Lovers Feel Attacked But Understood"Walked into Target looking for pants, and left wanting a family, some candles, and an overpriced lamp."by Delaney StrunkBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. haley @haley_copeland No one goes to target because they need something. You go to target and let target tell you what you need. 01:05 AM - 31 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @haley_copeland / Via Twitter: @haley_copeland 2. Leo Blake Carter ☻ @LeoBlakeCarter Idk y men go to bars to meet women Go to Target. The female to male ratio is 10 to 1 & they’re already looking for things they don’t need. 10:38 PM - 22 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @LeoBlakeCarter / Via Twitter: @LeoBlakeCarter 3. Draka 🌱 @drakamae I hate it when the cashier at target says "see you again soon!" Like, bitch, you're not wrong, but did you have to say it 10:47 PM - 13 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @drakamae / Via Twitter: @drakamae 4. Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22 My wife hates snakes. But if they sold snakes at Target, we'd probably have a few snakes. 01:57 PM - 28 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @cheeseboy22 / Via Twitter: @Cheeseboy22 5. Hawkeye KSCS DJ @HawkeyeOnAir I walked into #Target with a list of 5 items and walked out with only those 5 items. The manger stopped me and said… https://t.co/8DyGhbHXnn 06:52 PM - 27 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @HawkeyeOnAir / Via Twitter: @HawkeyeOnAir 6. John Paiz @BulldogUTSA I’m convinced it’s impossible to go to Target and not come out with something you didn’t plan on buying 😂 06:17 PM - 13 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @BulldogUTSA / Via Twitter: @BulldogUTSA 7. La'i Lupeamanu @Lai_luuu If you can go into Target and get ONLY what you went there to get...I applaud you. Your self discipline is out of t… https://t.co/3UYpnBLmu6 01:51 AM - 27 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @Lai_luuu / Via Twitter: @Lai_luuu 8. Corey Godfrey @CoreyWG Walked into target looking for pants & left wanting a family, some candles, and an overpriced lamp 12:38 AM - 29 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @CoreyWG / Via Twitter: @CoreyWG 9. zira’s mom @virgoprincxss MY DOG WENT TO TARGET AND LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS 08:49 PM - 03 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @virgoprincxss / Via Twitter: @virgoprincxss 10. mac j @mryanjones 4 yr old came to gymnastics today and said "sorry i'm late my mom was having fun at target" and i just know that one day i will be that mom 02:38 AM - 19 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @mryanjones / Via Twitter: @mryanjones 11. k8e @kpfeffss I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fucking rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want 08:27 PM - 25 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @kpfeffss / Via Twitter: @kpfeffss 12. r @delicsfam Gotta stop looking for women at the bar and go to Target, specifically in the dollar spot. They’re cute plus know how to save money 01:25 AM - 19 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @delicsfam / Via Twitter: @delicsfam 13. åudi✨ @audiseaa *looks at random item from dollar section at target* I dontttt know why but I feel like I need this 09:18 PM - 24 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @audiseaa / Via Twitter: @audiseaa 14. Sweatpants Cher @House_Feminist What has 2 thumbs, a new yoga ball, nailpolish, Oreos, dog toys, stationary, cereal & is never going to Target unsupervised again? This guy! 09:11 PM - 08 Feb 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite @House_Feminist / Via Twitter: @House_Feminist 15. Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom ME: We've got wine, beer, use any bathroom, oh & if u need to nurse- TARGET MGR: Ma'am u can't host a party her- ME: shhh. I live here now 12:43 PM - 20 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite @LurkAtHomeMom / Via Twitter: @LurkAtHomeMom 16. 17. ean edward anderson™️ @Ean_withanE an emotional haiku: needed some tweezers spent ninety bucks at target guess what i forgot 04:09 PM - 08 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @Ean_withanE / Via Twitter: @Ean_withanE 18. lil cryptocurrency @DashRomero drunk shopping at target should be an extreme sport 03:04 AM - 31 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @DashRomero / Via Twitter: @DashRomero 19. $lim @saiahz y’all cannot tell me you walk into Target and only buy one thing 11:20 PM - 19 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @saiahz / Via Twitter: @saiahz 20. Abbey @AbbeyWickersham There’s nothing like building your savings account for college for years and spending it all at Target within 3 months!!! 11:36 PM - 14 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @AbbeyWickersham / Via Twitter: @AbbeyWickersham 21. em @mikeyhency during an interview earlier they asked my hobbies and I said “I love to go to target” 07:41 PM - 24 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @mikeyhency / Via Twitter: @mikeyhency