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So, you're on a date and it's a flop. Here are some ways to get out of it -- you might not maintain your dignity, and you definitely aren't helping your karma, but at least you won't have to listen to him talk about his ex-girlfriends any longer.
1. Start hitting on someone else
2. "Accidentally" spill your drink on your lap
3. Pull the fire alarm
4. Stage a coughing attack
5. "I have a really good feeling that this is the year I become a mother"
6. If the bar has games, get super competitive
7. Get lost on the way to the bathroom (and then leave)
8. "I have leftovers at home that are about to spoil"
9. Say something that will blow his mind so hard that the date can't continue
10. Keep a tube of herpes cream in your purse.
11. Slowwwly back away
12. DIY nausea
13. Order something you're allergic to
14. Check your OKCupid profile while you're on the date
15. Use the F word
16. Break out the bad dance moves
17. Take a page out of Romy and Michele's book
18. If all else fails, make your escape through the window
Happy dating!
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