Rejoice, pizza lovers of the world, for this is indeed a glorious day. You can now buy this pepperoni pizza bedding, for your house, to sleep in blissfully forever and ever, amen.
This game-changing slice of bedroom joy - made by the beautifully named Emotional Rainbow - can be yours for $80 (that's £50 or €60).
Think of the pillow-hugging action with that sexy spicy cover.
You'll never want to get out of bed again.
Yes we can, pizza lovers. Yes we can.
