1. Magic In The Moonlight (2014)
The recently released poster for Woody Allen’s next flick makes me laugh for all the wrong reasons.
2. Are You Here (2014)
What’s everyone looking at? Why are they on a couch in the middle of a field? What’s up with the rooster? The creative department on Mad Men would not be impressed by this.
3. Doom (2005)
Okay, I understand that this is a movie based on a video game, but taking a screengrab from the game and using it as a poster is just plain lazy.
5. Freeloaders (2013)
What’s everyone looking at? Perhaps it’s the bad Photoshop artist who put this thing together…
6. The Greening Of Whitney Brown (2011)
A horse and a young girl will fit in the back seat of a Mini? Interesting…
7. The Accidental Husband (2008)
Both men are possibly floating, neither of them look like they’re trying to catch her, and Colin Firth’s hands… they’re GIANT.
8. All About Steve (2009)
Sandra Bullock won the Worst Actress Razzie Award for this film. The poster certainly didn’t help.
9. X-Men First Class (2011)
Anyone could have thrown this together.
10. Corky Romano (2001)
MY EYES! THEY BURN!
11. Takers (2010)
So many different light sources, T.I. has no neck… It’s like they didn’t even try.
12. Prime (2005)
What I take away from this poster is that the movie is a romantic comedy, and Meryl Streep may or may not be gassy.
13. Chapter 27 (2007)
Kudos to Jared Leto for gaining so much weight for this film, but does this poster make you wanna spend your money? Yeah, didn’t think so.
14. The Last Song (2010)
Any poster with Liam Hemsworth should feature more than than his decapitated head… amirite ladies?!
15. One Crazy Summer (1986)
This poster suggests that Jack Nicholson might play the role of a giant cartoon sun. Unfortunately, it’s just a really weird poster.
16. The King’s Speech (2010)
In an interview with Movieline, Director Tom Hooper called this poster a “train smash.”
17. The Whole Ten Yards (2004)
Matthew Perry’s face looks like it was drawn on, Bruce Willis appears to have aged 20 years… and again with the inexplicable rooster!
18. The Heat (2013)
This poster got a lot of *heat* for overly-photoshopping Melissa McCarthy. Luckily, they did a better job with the movie’s DVD cover.
19. Virgin Territory (2007)
Who ran over Hayden Christensen? Why is he so flat?
20. Over Her Dead Body (2008)
Does Eva Longoria have knees? The creator of this poster doesn’t seem to think so.
21. Spider-Man 2 (2004)
WHY. ISN’T. THIS. FULLY. SYMMETRICAL.
23. The English Teacher (2013)
How is that chair staying balanced? What’s up with the dangling door? Why are those books so big? I have so many questions…
24. Up The Sandbox (1972)
26. Bangkok Dangerous (2008)
First of all, the proportions and angles of Cage’s arms are way off. Secondly, he appears to be ready to shoot an invisible gun. “It’s all in the execution” was not the greatest tagline for this poster.
27. Victory (1981)
No, this isn’t a movie about three men who share a crotch.
28. Jupiter Ascending (2015)
That doesn’t look like Mila Kunis. That doesn’t even look like a Mme. Tussaud version of Mila Kunis.
29. My Best Friend’s Girl (2008)
Dane Cook hated this poster so much he wrote a lengthy blog post about it.
30. Legion (2010)
My eyes want to focus on Paul Bettany’s ripped chest, but I just can’t get past the horribly ‘shopped gun.