• 1. Jasper the monkey prefers a pillow-stuffed duck instead of a feather-stuffed pillow.

  • 2. Raggedy stuffed koalas are the best medicine.

  • 3. Suddenly, amid his affection for the new arrival, Philip noticed a creeping resentment as he realised that his style would be forever cramped.

  • 4. Ebony & Ivory live together in perfect harmony (lack of pulse notwithstanding)

  • 5. 'Dat's by doze, dot a piece ob carrod'

  • 6. Koalas like to hug things.

  • 7. He's kissing it, not biting it. This list is made of love.

  • 8. This is the one that started my obsession (does anyone have a bigger copy?)

  • 9. Yes, I know this brush is not a toy, but don't tell these hedgehogs that.