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1. "Wha-What? I was just napping on this ice is all."
2. "They just looked so good, I'm sorry."
3. "I uh...was biting a mosquito off his face."
4. "Oh, um. I wasn't sneaking out, Dad. I was just looking for something I dropped."
5. "If I don't move, maybe Mom won't notice me."
6. "Uhhhhhhhhhhh...the couch got under me."
7. "My butt had a mosquito on it, so I was just getting rid of it."
8. "Yep, we all know what this looks like. But really, I was trying to get worms for your fishing trip, Dad."
9. "Don't come in here, I'm fighting dragons."
10. "I was um...hungry. I realize now I could have just eaten from the bowl."
11. "Oh! Oh no! There was just so much yarn. You taunted me with it!"
12. "This grape is so good. Mmmmmm."
13. "There was a...moquito on my wris- okay yeah you've heard that too many times by now."
14. "Mean Girls was just on. I'm a tough man. I hate that movie."
15. "Yep... you caught me. Congratulations. You proud of yourself?"
16. "I don't know how to get out now. Please help me. I'm sorry."
17. "I should cover myself up, shouldn't I?
18. "I just really like the flip flops...I messed up...I'm horrible... Just get rid of me."
19. "I know you said to leave the door open when my girlfriend's here. We just wanted to try and kiss."
20. "Oh but it just looks so good. I want that food so bad. I'm just so BAD aren't I?
21. "I just wanted to see what was in your package. It could be toys."
22. "Okay you got me!"
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