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1. My Bar Mitzvah Was Puberty Themed
2. Slower than your dial-up porn.
3. Come pregame in my mom's basement with me!
4. I Spell Team With Only An "I"
5. When Your Roommate Has A Hangover
6. Invite Me For Your Next Birthday Party!
7. Modeling > School
8. Beautiful Day At The Beach
9. "Cocaine Is A Hell Of A Drug."- God
10. My Other Car Is Your Mom.
11. My Dog Alway Keeping Me Warm :)
12. "Sex In A Cage" #Art
13. Hairy Hot Dogs Or Jewish Legs?
14. My Favorite Game, "Dead Or Asleep?"
15. I said, "Hey Babe, You Tryna Get High?"
16. The Only Thing I'm Good At Is Crying.
17. Well That Will Help With My Resume..
18. And For Some Reason They Don't Let Me Near Elementary Schools.
19. It's Only Gay If We Make Eye Contact
20. 25 Years In Prison Will Do That To A Man
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