More importantly, who would name a female child “Noah”?

So, for those of us who don't recognize what I'm left to surmise is the singer from the Counting Crows and some cute girl, captions and explanations are helpful.

East Cleveland? I thought East Saint Louis was bad, East Cleveland sounds worse.

In case anyone was actually curious: she's a shot-putter from American Samoa who didn't qualify in that event but decided to take an available wild-card slot in the 100m.

BuzzFeed does bargain hunting…?  I bought these a few weeks ago, and then saw that the local Target has them on sale for 12.99 a season right now, with sales tax that only works out to a few dollars cheaper here, but just FYI.