31 Tweets About Farts That We All Secretly Relate To

    "Why does a fart smell worse in the shower than it does anywhere else?"

    The stuff of nightmares.

    When i try to do a silent fart in class and it starts coming out slow and high pitched

    Doing the Lord's work.

    For those in retail...

    This person asking the important questions.

    When you're a master of disguise at the gym.

    UMMM... MAYBE.

    "Are you OK?" "Yeah, I'm fine, why do you ask?"

    When you're around your crush but you gotta fart real bad

    *Suddenly questions every FaceTime conversation.*

    The real reason why we should be afraid of elevators.

    This actual thing that happens to a lot of people.

    👀

    Children can have such brilliant logic!

    Holding on to our youth.

    This detail that is being seriously overlooked in the U.S.

    When you agree to meet your friend for yoga after dinner.

    When you are gassy but you wanna dance anyway.

    Never trust the headphones.

    For those who live in colder climates.

    This scientific breakdown.

    This person's admirable pride.

    that moment your friends sniff that smelly fart.

    *Cancels Classpass.*

    One of the many great things about living in a dorm.

    Honorable.

    Going to remember this one the next time I fall into a thirst trap.

    Clubs in general are just giant fartfests.

    The best sort of relief.

    What people mean when they say they are having a post-workout rest.

    Maybe long-distance relationships aren't so hard after all!

    Perhaps something the GOP should really be debating about.

    Is it acceptable to fart at a urinal

    Is it appropriate to fart at the urinal