The 5 Rules Of The Kanye West Religion We Just Found Out About Today

Looks like one man does have all that power. It's true, America's favorite anti-hero does, in fact, have a religion, whether he's aware of it or not. And while Yeezianity's tenets are confined to a single website rather than a heavy tome like the Bible, the Bhagavad Gita, or Dianetics, they hold their own. I submit for your approval the 5 Pillars of Yeezianity. What's next? Alien sects.

1. All Things Created Must Be for the Good of All

The man just wants you to be happy.

2. No Human Being’s Right to Express Themselves Must Ever Be Repressed

Which is why Bey should've won.

3. Money Is Unnecessary Except As A Means of Exchange

Sometimes it's necessary to exchange a lot at one time.

4. Man Possesses the Power to Create Everything He Wants and Needs

K, got it.

5. All Human Suffering Exists to Stimulate the Creative Powers of Man

Then, he wrote Yeezus, and the world was never the same again.