What Would Carlton From "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air" Look Like If He Was White?

I often find myself waking up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night haunted by this question. I need answers. You need answers.

Here's Carlton Banks as you know him: a devilish grin, a neatly trimmed mustache, and a killer bowtie.

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And here we have a different Carlton. A Carlton from an alternate universe. Here, ladies and gentlemen, is white Carlton:

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Let's compare. Half-open, beckoning eyes?

CHECK.

Devilish grin, one that leaves the recipient mystified yet charmed?

CHECK.

And finally, perfectly groomed mustache, complete with a centimeter of mustache no-man's land in the middle?

You bet your own mustache's no-man's land that's a CHECK.

So what's going on here? It has to be a coincidence, right? Well, white Snoop Dogg begs to differ:

All I want are some answers.