1. Here’s Carlton Banks as you know him: a devilish grin, a neatly trimmed mustache, and a killer bowtie.
2. And here we have a different Carlton. A Carlton from an alternate universe. Here, ladies and gentlemen, is white Carlton:
3. Let’s compare. Half-open, beckoning eyes?
5. Devilish grin, one that leaves the recipient mystified yet charmed?
7. And finally, perfectly groomed mustache, complete with a centimeter of mustache no-man’s land in the middle?
8. You bet your own mustache’s no-man’s land that’s a CHECK.
9. So what’s going on here? It has to be a coincidence, right? Well, white Snoop Dogg begs to differ:
10. All I want are some answers.
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