6. Anything with a sweeter, more delicious smell than these:
Beside brown. BROWN IS TERRIBLE.
Just kidding, everyone knows that this guy was the best medicine for when you stayed home sick:
12. A cartoon character that required as much thought as this guy:
19. Trix in the shape of fruit:
23. Any of these drinks in your fridge:
Or these foods in the grocery store:
29. Anything as terrifying as the clown from “It”:
30. A commercial that actually makes you want to buy a magazine:
32. Two twins that are more annoying than these two:
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