The 25 Biggest Lies You Were Told During Your Childhood

My childhood sits on a THRONE OF LIES!

1. You’re going to use cursive sometime again in your life, not just in third grade.

2. This MEANT something.

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3. Mario uses his head, not his hand.

4. Humpty Dumpty is an egg.

5. Blowing into a cartridge will make everything better.

6. NO TEARS? YEAH, RIGHT.

7. There wasn’t room for two.

8. Cartoons are appropriate for kids.

9. The roadrunner wins every single time.

10. You’ll look older in no time.

11. Arnold wears a skirt.

12. You can link two Game Boys using this black thing.

13. These things are actually used for cleaning pipes.

14. “The ABC song,” “Ba Ba Black Sheep,” and “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” are different songs.

15. “To open, push here.”

16. You’ll outgrow your crushes on these people.

17. You won’t have a calculator with you everywhere you go.

Or a map. Notepad. Weather. Compass. Or Calendar.

19. Kids movies are always happy!

20. Your favorites movies were real.

21. You have a chance at winning this.

22. There are nine planets in the solar system.

23. If you keep making that face, it’s going to stick like that.

24. You can use the blue side to erase pen.

25. Anything and everything about spinach.

But one thing will always be true…

Yep.

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