8. Because tattoos are forever:
11. The clock doesn’t care about your celebration:
15. And you certainly can’t fist-pump your way to the finish line:
16. Or to a Grammy:
18. And your cockiness isn’t going to make your hand come out better:
- The CIA has officially—but very quietly—admitted that some allegations about its torture program were true.
- The U.S. government is suing Ferguson, Missouri, after the city tried to change a negotiated police reform settlement.
- New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has dropped out of the 2016 Republican presidential race after poor results in New Hampshire 🇺🇸