8. Because tattoos are forever:
11. The clock doesn’t care about your celebration:
13. Because you can’t clap your way to the finish line:
15. And you certainly can’t fist-pump your way to the finish line:
16. Or to a Grammy:
18. And your cockiness isn’t going to make your hand come out better:
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- The U.S. and Cuba have agreed to open embassies in Washington and Havana as they restore diplomatic ties after more than 50 years.
- Greece has become the first developed country to miss a debt payment to the International Monetary Fund.
- The U.S. has defeated Germany 2-0 in the Women's World Cup semis. Team USA will play Japan or England in the final ⚽️