8. Because tattoos are forever:
11. The clock doesn’t care about your celebration:
13. Because you can’t clap your way to the finish line:
15. And you certainly can’t fist-pump your way to the finish line:
16. Or to a Grammy:
18. And your cockiness isn’t going to make your hand come out better:
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