1. Because why would you want to live in a world without a fry paradise?
13. Why would you deprive yourself of giant bags of Cheetos?
16. Why would you want to wake up in a world without pizza-tacos?
19. Or have the chance to conquer the 100-nugget challenge?
20. What’s the point of living if you can’t fill up your shopping cart with Nutella?
23. Why would you deny yourself a cinnamon-roll waffle, covered in icing?
24. Why would you not let yourself show your support of your favorite candy, loud and proud?