1. Because why would you want to live in a world without a fry paradise?
13. Why would you deprive yourself of giant bags of Cheetos?
16. Why would you want to wake up in a world without pizza-tacos?
19. Or have the chance to conquer the 100-nugget challenge?
20. What’s the point of living if you can’t fill up your shopping cart with Nutella?
23. Why would you deny yourself a cinnamon-roll waffle, covered in icing?
24. Why would you not let yourself show your support of your favorite candy, loud and proud?
25. Why would you want to wake up in a world without a cheesy poof buffet?
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