27 Reasons Being Skinny Is Totally Overrated

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1. Because why would you want to live in a world without a fry paradise?

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2. Or live in a world where you can’t bathe in pizzas?

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3. Or live in world where you can’t take a bath in Doritos?

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4. Why be skinny when Oreo cereal exists?

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5. And the “Sprayatcha,” too?

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6. Why be skinny in a world where you can make cookie bowls?

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7. Or open a freezer full of freeze pops?

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8. Or figure out the answer to the eternal question?

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9. Why be skinny when there are bacon fries to eat?

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10. Or pizza fries to eat?

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11. Why be skinny when you can always get some Ight Donuts:

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12. Or eat a place that makes you react like this?

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13. Why would you deprive yourself of giant bags of Cheetos?

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14. Or giant bags of Lucky Charms marshmallows?

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15. Or pizzas bigger than a small child?

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16. Why would you want to wake up in a world without pizza-tacos?

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17. Or pizza cones?

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18. Why would you never want to make this face again?

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19. Or have the chance to conquer the 100-nugget challenge?

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20. What’s the point of living if you can’t fill up your shopping cart with Nutella?

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21. Or cook breakfast in class?

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22. Or dessert on your dashboard?

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23. Why would you deny yourself a cinnamon-roll waffle, covered in icing?

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24. Why would you not let yourself show your support of your favorite candy, loud and proud?

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25. Why would you want to wake up in a world without a cheesy poof buffet?

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26. Or without a cupcake like this?

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