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Because they're always doing stuff like this:
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And they're always ruining your time at the zoo:
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They think your head is a perfect fit for their butts:
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And if they can't have a seat, they think NOBODY CAN:
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They have no respect for their fellow seals:
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And they're always trying to get other animals in fights:
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They think they're soooooo scary:
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And they act like they own all your shampoo products:
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They constantly steal:
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And they're always leaving the fridge door open:
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They cheat at staring contests:
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Their favorite past-time is knocking people over:
Like, nothing puts a smile on an animal's face faster than knocking down a person:
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Actually, their favorite past-time might be knocking things down on people:
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Or just hitting people in the crotch with shovels:
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They'll trap you inside a box:
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They're super stingy with money:
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They're chauvinist pigs:
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They never want to kiss:
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I mean, if you even TRY to kiss them they'll pull out the karate moves:
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FINALLY, they're always so cute that you can never get any work done. Ever:
