For $10,010 (plus tax!), you’ll recieve:
2. Limo Service
Red, like Pizza Hut!
3. A Ruby Engagement Ring
Get it? Because it’s red. Like Pizza Hut.
4. A Personal Fireworks Show
That are red. Like Pizza Hut.
They’re red! Do you get it yet?
6. A Professional Photographer/Videographer
Wearing red. Like sauce. On a pizza. From Pizza Hut.
And the biggest selling point of them all:
- Justice Antonin Scalia, who served almost 30 years on the Supreme Court as one of its most prominent and influential conservative voices, died Saturday. He was 79.
- The four members of British indie band Viola Beach and their manager are believed to have died in a car crash in Sweden.
- And U.S. Republican presidential candidates had their nastiest debate yet in South Carolina last night 🇺🇸