1. Aaron Carter wearing a suit made out of coats and weird, mutant clogs:
2. Joey Lawrence dressed as a shitty genie:
And Destiny’s Child dressed as even shittier genies:
3. Celine Dion getting ready for her Target interview:
4. Will Smith dressed as a cool bumblebee and getting a little TOO jiggy with it:
5. Jessica Simpson trapped in an insane asylum:
9. NSYNC looking like the way a 4-year-old would dress for the club:
10. And Woody Harrelson and Glenn Close also channeling a 4-year-old:
13. Sarah Jessica Parker about to accidentally sit on a water bottle:
14. Robert Downey Jr. coming to us from the future to warn us about how we should probably just end the world now:
16. Mario Lopez wearing his sister’s dance clothes:
18. Christina Aguilera with suspicious looking cornrows/braids:
19. The members of No Doubt realizing that only Gwen Stefani brought clothes on tour and then having to share her wardrobe:
21. Eric Bana presenting you with a flower:
22. Chris Kirkpatrick unable to realize how clothes work:
25. Tiffani-Amber Thiessen thinking a hat is clothes AGAIN:
28. TLC wearing overalls with condoms stuck all over them. There’s no joke here, this is too insane:
30. Jennifer Aniston as a confused mom:
33. And pretty much every single picture taken of Justin Timberlake:
- Former Virginia Gov. Jim Gilmore is dropping out of the race for the Republican presidential nomination. He got 133 votes in New Hampshire.
- MLB issued its first-ever lifetime ban for performance enhancing drugs to New York Mets' Jenrry Mejia.
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