12 Reasons Why Sam, The Cat With Eyebrows, Should Be Your New Favorite Cat

And, yes, they’re real.

1. Sam has a “surprised face” that can give any Oscar-nominated actor a run for his money:

2. Sam’s eyebrows make his meows irrelevant — they hold so much emotion in them that they speak volumes:

3. Sam is also quite delicious:

4. And uncomfortable:

5. Sam just may be the most seductive cat out there:

6. And also the most easily frightened:

7. Sam is not a big fan of taking pictures with people wearing striped shirts (who is?):

Just kidding, striped shirt wearers of America. I love you!

8. Sam can take a selfie with the best of them:

9. And even though Sam may seem “all work and no play,” he still does find time to laugh:

10. And give gifts back to his community:

11. While still looking just as nervous as ever:

12. I MEAN, COME ON, THIS CAT HAS EYEBROWS? HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE HIM?!

All pictures via Sam’s Instagram. h/t: Pleated Jeans