1. Sam has a “surprised face” that can give any Oscar-nominated actor a run for his money:
2. Sam’s eyebrows make his meows irrelevant — they hold so much emotion in them that they speak volumes:
3. Sam is also quite delicious:
4. And uncomfortable:
5. Sam just may be the most seductive cat out there:
6. And also the most easily frightened:
7. Sam is not a big fan of taking pictures with people wearing striped shirts (who is?):
Just kidding, striped shirt wearers of America. I love you!