1. You never look quite as sexy as you think you do.
This guy is clearly an exception.
2. Your dog won’t be able to look at you the same.
And neither will anyone who sees this photo.
3. You will make little boys cry.
And people might confuse you for a pedophile.
4. You will make your parents cry.
Or at least make them feel like they have failed you.
6. The world will find out you wear spanx under your jorts.
Oh, and that your new boyfriend is a creep who makes you wear a dog mask.
7. You will have a hard time explaining this to your children.
Then again, if this is what you do in your spare time, you probably shouldn’t have children.
8. The badass lion costume you ordered online could end up looking like this.
10. You might discover the man you married isn’t really into pussycats.
And by that I mean he’s gay.
11. Your friends will put this on the Internet … and then stop talking to you.
But let’s face it, you probably deserve it.